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Sloth Dreams Patience Putty – Stress Relief Sloth Gifts Funny Gag Gifts for Friends BFF Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Adults and Children Secret Santa Gifts for Adults and Children Weird Gifts
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- IT’S LIKE CHEECH AND CHONG HAD A BABY – Do you remember what it was like to be a kid? No stress. No problems. Just playing and taking naps. Those were the days. You can have those carefree days again with Sloth Dreams Patience Putty. It’s therapeutic and fun. What more could you ask for?
- TIME TO SLOW WAY DOWN – When you’ve got nothing to be in a hurry for, life can be quite beautiful. If sloths teach one thing by example, it’s to stop and smell the roses…and probably eat them. They’re sloths, what do you expect? Stop worrying about life, grab some putty and just enjoy.
- SLOTHS ARE JUST AWESOME – It’s a sloth. Do you even need another reason for buying this? They’re the cutest animals on the planet with the best attitude ever. They look stoned 24-hours a day and have the munchies all the time. Who wouldn’t want to be a sloth? Sloth Dreams Patience Putty is the closest thing you can get…legally.
- PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE AND KEEPS YOU FROM THROAT-PUNCHING – We’ve all had that fantasy where the blowhard from work won’t shut up, and you just punch him so hard he drops like a brick. In the real world, that’s called assault and generally frowned upon in both the business and legal communities. Sloth Dreams Patience Putty keeps you from throat-punching, and lets you keep that 401K funded.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. It’s basically sloth essence in a tin that fits in your desk drawer or purse for immediate relief whenever you need it.
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